Why, it’s so gracious of you to be concerned for her welfare. She did find a different job, because that one was unnecessarily unpleasant. I’ll pass along your ingenious suggestion though, some fifteen years later. I’m sure she’ll appreciate it. I’ll bet you have many friends and are a source of much delight when you…

I once had to run into a Wal-Mart early in the morning for work. I saw them doing the Wal-Mart chant.

8 year olds, dude.