Why, it’s so gracious of you to be concerned for her welfare. She did find a different job, because that one was unnecessarily unpleasant. I’ll pass along your ingenious suggestion though, some fifteen years later. I’m sure she’ll appreciate it. I’ll bet you have many friends and are a source of much delight when you…

I once had to run into a Wal-Mart early in the morning for work. I saw them doing the Wal-Mart chant.

Just because its not air tight does not mean that it has enough ventilation to support a mammal’s oxygen needs for 4 hours. You need air flow to exchange the used air with good air, not just a few small holes.

To be fair, when people see someone giving out potentially deadly “advice” like this I’m pretty ok with an immediate refutation without looking to see if anyone else did so, already.

Please don’t mix acetaminophen and alcohol.

Tylenol? Right after heavy drinking? Sounds like a straight ticket to the ER... Use Ibu or Aspirin.

8 year olds, dude.