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They’re really poutine on a show up there.

The sizes are now Vin Baker, Vin Baker, Vinti Baker.

Fixed for friendlies.

I saw the Wedding Singer and for a brief time had a little hope.

I’m so fucking glad I’m working from home because this made me laugh loud enough to wake up my cat haha

I saw Dan Orlovsky win his only game at Ford Field, when he played for UConn.

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I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

Pretty rude of Teixeira to beat up Stephen Drew like that

I had a LaTroy Hawkins card (a rookie or futures card or something) in my first pack of baseball cards. I was like 6. I remember him specifically because I thought his name was cool. I’m about to turn 29. How the fuck is this guy still in the league?

My favorite selfies, by far, are when a group of absurdly bored/unhappy/frustrated looking people throw on their billion dollar selfie smiles then immediately go back to being bored/unhappy/frustrated.

Wow, what a shit show.

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

I should say here: don’t do this. But if you do do this, do like Buchanan did and plan your escape route. And if you do that, and get away scot-free, don’t talk to the local news and give your name.

Thanks for the fact-checking, duder. You really hit on the most salient part of the story.

Look at this fucking (degenerative) hipster.

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Love: We’re all on the same page and we’re all in.

Wow, that lower pic looks like a helluva party. Which Portishead tune was playing when it was taken?