If there are any issues with the website tomorrow, I'm sure Smoltz can help get them ironed out.

Man these helmets are so great looking.

It's almost tragicomic how he fell off so quickly. When we first brought him in from Atleti, just holy shit — I was a little young and wasn't really a soccer/Liverpool fan until after God had stopped being God, and Torres was an absolute fucking supernova. He wasn't just a burner who lost his legs; his sense of…

He was crazy awesome during the 2013-2014 Premier League season, but this is a calendar year award. Getting himself suspended for the rest of the WC/beginning of this season derailed any hopes he had of winning it, or at least making it to Zurich (and he had some legitimately serious hopes). His calendar year stats…

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

I'm partial to "Goddamnit, Donald!" myself.

Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

depends in how much he is involved with the team. It's easy to put on weight or even lose weight if you aren't working with the team. Georgia Tech had a center (Sean Bedford) who dropped 75+ pounds and wound up playing DL in Spain in his last hurrah before returning for graduate school, he was one is the better…

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

Psalms 3:16 is where baseball's unwritten rules can be found.

I don't know if it counts as a move, exactly, but Manziel really should be practicing the Million Dollar Man's evil laugh.

Which pro wrestler's move deserves its own sack celebration? My vote:

Listen, if you truly want my specific ideal site it would be:

No snark: Craggs should write more. I miss his stuff.

Hey, they gave it a good effort, and got pretty close; I'm pretty sure their manager appreciates that more than most.