Wait, you're a lawyer in Deadspin comment section?

Surely Wimbledon could use his services.

As much as the point of that game is to get MLB’s most/only marketable stars all together on one field, the random breakout dudes with the first-half hot streaks are way more fun to see than the guys making their eighth or ninth appearance; it is cooler that goofs like Robert Fickand Bryan LaHair made one All-Star…

I, too, was a college radio jock thru ‘06. And yeah, “Recommended If You Like” on the back of a random CD from Fat Possum or Vagrant was absolutely necessary. Also, list of tracks that contained naughty words. Without that I’d have been fired so many times.

How is it possible that NFL teams keep finding this guy?

You beat me to this. And it’s another example of a curious tendency I’ve noticed, in that dragons are somehow not considered “magical” in the way that, say, Children of the Forest or the Three-Eyed Raven would be.

Hear, hear. Hyperprecision and forensic analysis belongs in a murder trial, not entertainment.

One more person wises up. 

Cap. Cap. Cap cap cap

My deductive reasoning suggests we support the same team. I’d still rather have Bryce at RF than Nick the Greek, who is the epitome of a ‘good average player’ but lacks the ceiling that Harper can still reach and carry the team for a season.

I don't get this reference.

Every variation of “Jeeeeesus, Tom!”

Why measure pitch velocity?

1. Marc

It might actually force teams to compete because cynical capital-p Processing hinges upon the fact that every club makes money regardless of performance or attendance.

Plus the promotion playoffs (as structured in England, anyway), wherein the top two places essentially receive a “bye” while places 3 to 6 play it out for the final spot.

To all those Spurs Babies, he is Uncle Heung-min.

Who are these fans that “refuse to acknowledge that it fake”, and why do you spend so much time with eight-year-olds?

He made a good point, though. I used to think the Godfather was amazing until learning that James Caan did not actually get killed at that toll booth.

What this take presupposes is: maybe the writers never checked out?