Adorable.

“Uce" is basically "Bro."

You don’t have to read this story.

Also known as The Tug Rule.

As always, “politics” means “political stand that I disagree with.”

I think the correct terminology here is “Boston Skippy and Goatface’s Morning Sports Holocaust.”

Tonight, I pray for a timely lightning strike.

You can use pre-boiled, filtered, pristine water and it still accomplishes nothing.

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis.

Oh, fuck off.

U.S. pro sports are broken primarily because everybody makes money regardless of performance.

I’m not really a fan of the band but, yeah, Modern Vampires is an excellent record with several catchy songs. The 4-5 track run in the middle, in particular, is eminently enjoyable.

Kanter himself laid out the facts in a tweet highlighting how the American @NBA account highlighted Kanter while the Turkish account erased him.

Throw the chicken in the dishwasher. It will be cleaned and cooked at the same time.

Toffee, but fair.

i don’t get it

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