He had a number of good records that were popular among music fans. The 1989 cover album made him semi-mainstream-famous.

Cats really are assholes, aren’t they, the fucking ingrates.

The best Valentine’s Day movie is Closer. Everybody cheats, everybody lies.

I don’t care much for Joe Rogan, that High Priest of Meatheads. That said, never have I wished more for a swift roundhouse kick to the mouth than this feud here with Alex Jones.

Big Brown. What a fraud, he was.

Barbaro is the only one that matters ‘round here:

Utter fraud of a club, from Qatar down to Neymar.

Nah, if anything “old man skills” is often indicative of sudden and early collapse, whereas players with all-around skillsets tend to age more gracefully.

Any mention of Suarez and 13/14 season is met with a Pavlovian sigh and tears. And not just because he bit me.

Lovely little tune written from the dog’s perspective.

I profess little knowledge of how The Brands operate, but did they really think this campaign would sell more shoes? 

I was getting ready to ‘Well, actually’ you there, but then realized that since Jordan shot in '98 the East has, in fact, largely been dog shit with zero depth after LeBron.

[Hides in the guest bathroom, lights out, fights back tears, ‘This is too hard.’]

Anthony Davis would like a word with you.

More importantly, what does the final score of 13-3 mean for the outcome of this game?

I am genuinely curious as to for whom Maroon 5 exist? 

Problem here is that the “CFO” in your example has had his pay artificially deflated for six years, and just as he became eligible to seek market wages, suddenly every company is only looking to hire another young’un with less experience and cheaper pay.

I was under the impression that local TV news is still very much watched by the elderly lot, no?