Snakeoil Pitchman

And why would they let him even mention his contract in the ring, on TV, albeit quickly interrupted? I maintain hope that this a work, and maybe he’ll get a fresh start in a few weeks.

What exactly is the “Rose Rule,” and why does it exist?

Hell has truly frozen over, folks. Dead Drew is now ranting about BIG COLD.

And after that moment, he would always look away from shameful events.

They woke up Geordie.

Funnie

What the shit is this rule?

Don’t watch it.

Booting my ex from Amazon Prime, a couple months after the breakup, really did feel like ‘This shit is now real.’

Yeah, same here. And I would much rather spend that money on a Redmen TV subscription.

He pitched when the average AL team scored 5 runs a game.

Marchman called Mussina the Verlander of his time. The correct comp for many reasons, I’d argue, is actually Greinke.

When your spades partner forgets you declared nil.

Brady Quinn has an attractive sister who bones A.J. Hawk.

Billy Wagner stole his phone, too.

When I looked at my totally real ballot this year, Kent ranked around 15th, maybe. He will receive more votes as the years pass but I think he will ultimately fall short.

If nothing else, consider [my vote for Polanco] a vote for defense.

Two writers owed money to Placido Polanco.

I believe this was originally Drew ironically quoting Simmons, but has long since become his own catch phrase. NO ONES DENIES THIS.