Federal Investigation Commission would like to remind you that it remains an open case.

They still haven’t implemented the obvious solution, which is to play advantage: Even when defender commits a foul if the offense can keep going then don’t stop the play, and call the foul after the play.

That turn made me take an audible gasp. What the fuck.

“War Zone” absolutely should be used in BIG HITS OF THE WEEK highlight shows.

Seems legit.

In soccer the level of incidental contact treated as horrific and inhumane conduct makes it impossible to be scared of the tough guy.

Milner reminds me of Bellamy in the way that what, what are you talking about?

If he led a fun song that would be one thing, but I just never understood the appeal of this would up bowling ball leading a five second spelling bee.

As always: “politics” means “politics with which I disagree.”

This one from Chris Carter was also a goddamn shotgun blast.

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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W/r/t PTI, this would be a good time remember Jon Stewart’s appearance on Crossfire back in ‘04:

You Like That?

Merci, Boris, for hitting this shot and completing an all-time GIF:

Fair; probably.

I always tell people that spelling out “Period” doesn’t make their case any stronger. Period.

Another +1 for Brandon McCarthy’s involvement.