All of that is coming. Every viper in that pit will turn on Brady the second he finally shows his age. This man’s legacy has only begun to be sullied. Russell Wilson is a more genuine soul. Beneath the pristine image he tries so hard to preserve, the world knows that Tom Brady is a spoiled bitch.

He looks like Val Venis doing a Flair impression. How the hell is he not a heel. I just don’t get Vince sometimes.

Is that more or less than what college players make?

Or NBA can just run a properly functioning minor league and let young professionals develop while collecting a paycheck. For fuck’s sake, why is this so damn difficult when they can borrow from decades of track record that baseball and hockey have?

And of course, he outright declined to get involved in USMNT politics—for good or bad—by telling Michael Bradley, “I just want to score goals and go fishing.” Some real DGAF shit right there.

Say no more.

It’s not that American sports fans have demanded anything. Rather, it’s the centralized marketing industrial complex that feeds all forms of heretofore creative fun into a relentless assembly line of crass merchandising. 

Burn this place to the ground, then take a piss on its ashes.

Hmm, maybe so. The “pundit swap” is always kinda gimmicky but I don’t mind that too much. And you’re right, NBC PL has the best studio team on TV right now; Lowe, the Robbies, and Kyle are a fantastic, no-bullshit crew that respects the audience.

Anything in particular? I watch a lot of games and haven’t noticed anything.

What’s not to like about continued enforcement of unwritten rules that were laid out by syphilitic drunks during the McKinley Administration?

You let 28-year-old men put SENIOR on the back of jerseys, and my man can’t get an M.D.? Go to hell. Mahomes got a II! The man thinks he’s a Super Bowl! Come on.

Also I don’t understand why Meyer would even put up w/ shit from a guy who cannot be too difficult to replace, if only to garner publicity points if not for a morally correct decision which he clearly is unable to make.

DOB and Schultz’s departure was primarily what made me sign up for the Athletic.

I set my Belkin timer socket to 3 hours before going to sleep. Easy, cheap, and reliable.

Old Man Chipper teams of the early 2010s were rather fun, if short-lived, until their abrupt end with Kimbrel watching from the fucking bullpen.

Holy shit, this sounds exactly like my brother after I beat him for the third time in a row in NCAA ‘05.

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