They were thinking of proper footwear for when Dave Chang shows up with a Netflix camera crew, which is what happens in every kitchen, every day.

You fought for your city to finance a basketball arena?

Yeah, Ingram I can totally see. Lonzo, er, not as much.

Yeah, why would they do that?

Right around this past Christmas, some of the dumbest people I know were bandying about Bitcoin, which is about when I figured this bullshit bubble would soon burst.

That’s a run:

I’ll take Spain + Messi + Suarez.

I sure hope Cody has Punk’s number.

“See, folks? Ring protection wins championships.”

My takeaway from his work is “Always be curious, and try new shit out.” RIP.

Many people are learning about these things.

No, they are not familiar with MAC addresses.

Christ, that fucking show.

Actually 8 and 11 are the two best. Symmetry, man.

Reminds me of Ebert’s review, wherein he perfectly nails Natalie Portman’s character:

Yeah, I would like to know the origin of all this public führer.

“Told you I’m not racist. Some of my closest cousins are Indian.”

Grant Brisee already solved this problem.

In a surprise move, the club announced Alan Alda as the new manager, citing it time for a fresh start.

Weekly awkward moment back in my family living room, whenever that promo showed up. Ah, the innocent early 90s.