Patrick, I know it doesn’t make for an exciting copy, but really, Durant is the fucking Death Star; without him Warriors are no longer the juggernaut that they once were couple seasons ago.

More like Conference Scotland:

Tom’s entire thesis of this piece is acknowledging that random variance / shit happens.

I remember nothing because I’d always procrastinate until the night before then furiously plagiarize the World Book Encyclopedia.

They don’t play the Rockets and their max effort switch-everything defense every day during the regular season.

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Everyone switches -> Iso ball -> max effort -> x100 -> fatigue -> great teams playing like trash fire

Counter: Evidence Does Not Matter Because Evidence Does Not Matter Because Evidence Does Not Matter

I haven’t made many great decisions in my life, but having never chosen a favorite team as a child has made checking out of the NFL so much easier. Fuck this league.

The Ringer is pretty good if you strain out the Boston Billy Boy shit and just look for people like Lindbergh, Curtis, O’Connor, and Concepcion.

RIP Brodge’s Legacy

The preferred nomenclature is “incels.” Laura just upset 40 million 14-28 incels.

For most people who don’t own Sony shares or oddly speak on their management’s behalf, having a major player in the market to compete against Apple and Samsung is a good thing.

Related: How come professional athletes don’t receive HIPAA protection? I get why there’s a demand (gambling), but I’ve increasingly found it creepy that every little medical condition, from a twisted ankle to torn ligament to testicular cancer, immediately becomes public record.

Also these ‘Tics couldn’t score on fucking dunks. That didn’t help.

Instead, Hazard is stuck playing for a schizophrenic club that regularly veers from title contention to abject awfulness from one year to the next

I agree. And we, as a species, need to prevent other humans from being eaten by said kitty.

Here’s the problem, Albert: the other side has Kevin Durant, and LeBron is not available.

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