Turn your fucking TV on at around 6 pm ET, drink beer, order pizza, then see what happens.

Which part are you clamoring for, and do you really think adding even more strikeouts is a good thing?

Should’ve been you, Duke fans.

Come on.

Take it away, PFT:

“Five years.” Cute.

:( It’s true

Give any semi-serious fan 20 minutes and internet connection and he will give you a credible ballot. This entire process is a goddamn overwrought farce.

One last chance to don this

Usually people watch the show before commenting on that.

She has to feud with Charlotte, who at least looks like a legit opponent.

Charlotte will have some heavy carrying to do for the next two months, eh.

They’re also short one knockdown shooter to help spread the court.

Burn this place down

All I see is

One of several guys whose shots I tried to emulate:

No sane person would anoint them the favorites, but aren’t you glad that they’re actually trying shit? I’d much rather prefer this than the miserly lower third of MLB.

One step further: recently I made some gremolata compound butter. And shit is it addicting. I’ve used it to finish risotto, pasta, and steak; each dish tastes brighter and better. Only downside is that it’s kind of a bitch to make but it’s definitely worth the hassle.

In addition to A-Rod: David Ortiz.

I am so over the Hall of Fame.