Lately they’ve been letting well-known guys use their existing names, so maybe not?

Ted looks great because he’s been out of the business for ten years.

I can still see Hamilton running thru a half-dozen screens then pulling up a 18 foot jumper with three seconds left in the shot clock.

Sigh, that sight of Virgil prematurely celebrating as Firmino AND Lallana missed fucking sitters.

The first half in Denver against a 14-win, defending champion Broncos was fun.

Lombardi learned everything he knows from Dan Fouts.

Typical Boroish behavior.

I suspect it the same guy out in Beaverton who also designed this:

He was easily their best player that season while Hazard and Costa took a year-long nap.

There was a way to make that joke work.

Relax, bud. Chipper’s been retired for over five years.

Randy Savage

What usually seems to happen is that the mayor and city council want a shiny new thing that was built under their watch, hobnob in private suites, plus some backdoor shadiness to put the deal over the top.

Impressive, but not quite as cruel as when Messi sent Boateng down a sinkhole.

This reminds me of the insufferable cornball who pitches Joule sous vide unit. I already feel like a yuppy shitbag for cooking with what looks like a wifi-connected, smartphone-controlled dildo made by Apple. No need to act all zany, bud. Just fucking show me how to use the damn thing.

Mignolet probably would’ve saved that rocket from Sane, but later botch a routine cross to allow an easy tap-in.

Salah is, in a way, just as predictable and one-legged as Robben, yet attacks so relentlessly and moves impossibly fast that he creates enough opportunities to eventually stick one or two in the net.

This was a match defined by how Liverpool’s press shattered City’s buildup play for the vast majority of the match, only for City’s talents to eventually fight their way back into what should’ve been a blowout (as well as some fantastic feats of finishing and the presence of Loris Karius, easily the worst player on…

I was prepared for a number of things; I was not prepared for that. A-mazing.

When did he make this “wet chicken” take?