I often wonder how actually smart people like Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan, and Mallory Rubin put up with editing Boston homer egg salad shit column that their boss dumps on their lap.

Ah, so the solution for this strife is for Brady, Belichick, and Kraft to get in a bus and sing along to Tiny Dancer.

Hatch, McCain, who else?

What this piece presupposes is... maybe Mourinho will last beyond this summer? (He won’t.)

Andy Pappanastos would like to apply for an internship.

Fan Rag

Verbing of nouns sure has impacted language.

Leitch used that shtick with a dose of self-awareness, a trait that Simmons clearly lacks. We’ve all known this for years.

He’s not going too far away: https://specialprojectsdesk.kinja.com

Good luck on your next gig, Microwave Man. Don’t get fired.

Craig Jr.’s wishes to follow his dad to the sidelines finally came true.

This warms and breaks my heart at once.

“You want to improve grossly unfair labor conditions? Eat shit.”

Sigh. I’m bummed but already went thru the stages of grief given how inevitable this long seemed.

Good question. Let’s meet at one of those thousand lakes in Los Angeles.

It would be a problem were they actually “pivoting.” Instead, it’s been more of an expansion, which I welcome.

“But seriously, folks, please keep that shit on Twitter.”

Also, McNabb was good.

Rico Brogna was the Mets’ first baseman after Eddie Murray and before John Olerud. He was okay. I remember him.