Rickey would like to remind you that Jesus shares his birthday with Rickey.

Yeah when he essentially replaced Martin Tyler’s broadcast in the U.S., that...was not good. Even he knew that was no bueno. https://deadspin.com/gus-johnson-has-a-sense-of-humor-about-his-failed-stint-1739547752

The quickest fat man ever. I still adore him from that fun half-season with the Knicks before Melo arrived.

“If you really liked Google Glass but found it too understated”

Goddammit. Touché.

Martin Clattenburg: [Cums]

Charlie Villanueva, the Sad Pooper

If GMG settled with her, then maybe that prohibits employees from commenting on the case? I’m not saying they’re right for stonewalling but just wondering whether they’re even allowed to say anything.

They’ll fall short again. Voters who make their ballot public tend not to be take-artist cranks who love to make an Important Statement by excluding Bonds and Clemens.

Unless it comes out that everything Le Batard personally thanked Skipper for was false, how would DLB look like an idiot?

Skipper added, “I was jacked up.”

I just chuckled at that one. Strong dad joke.

Nah, I think the point of Rey’s utterly insignificant origin is that the Hope can ride on anyone’s shoulders, even someone with a totally undignified background as hers. (And also in a random stable boy whose been awakened.) In contrast, Kylo has all the pedigree in the galaxy yet remains a goddamn loser.

Nah

Don’t buy sets. Instead, look for individual pieces that actually fit your needs given number of people in your household, cooking frequency, type of food, etc. Also another good tip is to browse TJ Maxx / Home Goods stores for “second quality” pieces, where you can find All-Clad, etc at a significant discount.

When you upsell a customer from Cuisinart to Le Creuset, does the manager give you a gentle, yet firm, pat on the back, and an approving nod?

Because we made you, my darling

Tell them it’s basically same as Worcestershire sauce, which I call “gringo fish sauce.”

“Some groups bust a move. This group bust your brain.”

My life’s a natural high; the man can’t put no thing on me.