This is “an article bashing Trump?” The first paragraph literally just summarizes his speech with a tiny bit of snark thrown in (and if you don’t like snark, why in the ever-loving fuck did you ever come to Deadspin?). Then the vast majority of the article is simply a block quote of Trump’s speech. Then one sentence…

I always read The Nation for the crossword puzzle. When did it start publishing this lefty shit?

I am consistently amazed that you hapless chucklefucks make these asinine proclamations as though you expect anyone anywhere to care what you want to read or whether or not you’re going to keep doing it. Two quick questions, snowflake:

The buffoon in the White House is talking about sports. He’s mixing the two things deliberately and inflammatorily. Deadspin didn’t do that. Dumb Donny did that. He didn’t use tortured sports analogies like most politicians do horribly, this jackass is actually using public office to advance the sophisticated…

Reexamination of how we as a society respond to domestic assault and rape, using Baylor and Ray Rice as case studies. Teams put on pink in October for breast cancer awareness. And don’t forget the countless 9/11 remembrances and salutes to service members in events at all levels, in all sports.

I’ve been here since the Black Table days, and the early Deadspin days when a lowlife like me couldn’t comment. Now I can. I love this place. Sure, it keeps changing. But you know who didn’t embrace change? The Saturday Evening Post. They died in the 1960s. It was once one of the most popular reads in the country. It…

May I suggest Clay Travis for you? Seems to be more your speed, tuff guy.

I’m too tired to come up with something witty like the rest of these folks have, so I’ll just ask you to fuck yourself with Tom Brady’s water bottle.

Nobody cares why you in particular read Deadspin. Nobody cares why I read Deadspin either. Once you come to that realization you’ll understand much better how this all works.

I totally hear you, Dunzi84. I feel like between all of the talk of football, playing so many rounds of golf, rounding up immigrants, and condoning white supremacy, President Trump spends more time on good ol’ American sports than Deadspin these days.

Then leave if you’re incapable of not clicking and reading everything. No one really cares.

You have that browser issue that makes you read everything before you can move on? See an IT guy.

Your citation is three years old.

He’s the guy in the video who can’t stand respectfully for 1 minute during the anthem...on Memorial Day no less.

“I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world affairs and political nonsense.”

“...Rand Paul and Susan Collins—have also said they’ll vote no.”

Senator McCain is a true American senator as opposed to being the usual eff-you-all partisan Republicans. Especially when compared to that shitlicking gotta-have-it-both-ways vile hypocrite Senator Flake, the other AZ senator.

I would have preferred if his official statement had just been a photo of him giving the thumbs down last time around.

I really hate that we have to keep acting like this grandstanding prick is some kind of hero. He does nothing to counteract the evil shit happening on his side of the aisle, then he gets to swoop in at the last second and act like he saved the day all by his lonesome. No. You could have opposed this shit from the…

If only he didn’t lie in his statement about processes and norms re Obamacare being shoved down Republican throats, then he might have more to stand on. It’s a constant refrain that just attempts to both-sides it when there’s no equivalency between the ACA with its party-line vote and the failed GOP repeals with its…