I used to think that this was the creepiest ice cream commercial, but it has been surpassed.

“I just want ice cream...” then you do NOT want Halo Top. It is as far from actual ice cream as you can get. IOW, this stuff is pathetically putrid.

Ice cream commercials should be like this ^...........not creepy.

But is it a commercial that actually makes you want to buy the product it’s advertising? It just made me think that Halo is the product of AI who barely understand the concept of ice cream or human emotion. Which I guess is fitting, because the shit tastes that way too.

Ben and jerry’s for life.

I am make sadness for much brave America. Do not hurricane! instead support hope.

It’s almost as though creating legislation for a huge and diverse country is complicated....

I’m so sick of pelosi getting heat by dealing with trump.

Whenever Trump tries to convey genuine emotion and/or concern he sounds like VCR instructions from 1985 written in English, translated into Japanese, then translated back again into English.

They didn’t unleash him. He defeated them. He took out a dozen awful, but far more qualified candidates and the party reluctantly supported him through the election.

“fitness, character or qualifications” of Hillary Clinton.

Jared always looks like he’s being led out of the frat house after the sheriff found all the bodies buried in the basement.

Sheesh. What is it like to be Reince Priebus? Your parents give you the middle finger on the day you’re born and somehow, incredibly, it’s all downhill from there.

against that pair? i’ll take my chances.

Would I have a weapon in this room?

That’s really wishful thinking that I can only hope comes true, but I have my doubts that justice will ever rain down on any of these ass-clowns.

Trump’s base isn’t voting for a Jew to be President or VP.

The “Ivanka suggested Planned Parenthood stop providing abortions on return for not having Republicans block it from receiving federal funds” story is such a perfect encapsulation of their worldview and incompetence. It tells the whole story, and we don’t need any more.

If there is a scenario in which they are able and supported by enough people to become a viable ticket in 2020, then that means Trump was pushed out and/or considered too toxic for a re-run.

It makes me happy that they are unhappy. I don’t care if that makes me a shitty person.