You know what can also make you bloat like that? HRT and HRT equivalents. Don’t pile on, I’m not being cruel. I think the mass media and tabloid fetishism of pregnancy is obscene. Let them celebrate other things a woman’s body does for her own protection.

I don't believe the Beyoncé surrogate story.

never ever ever

I'm most distressed by the fact that they're rebooting the Mummy with Tom Cruise.

Literally everything going on on this webpage is why I have vehemently defended the point that I would not even hate fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.

He is starting to look like Jack Nicholson all the time.

Maybe she is letting the fitness stuff slide a bit because she isn’t working on a project? To keep a body fit like she is takes work. Maybe she is just taking it easy. She still looks great.

YES! He’s like a lion in captivity that’s never had to hunt for food — he’s never had to work to get laid AND he’s never had a longterm gf to train him up.

I think, at this point, he pretty much IS Jack Nicholson.

Nah, she denied it.

Leo doesn’t have sex, his ego does.

The mental image that gave me...

As if he would even bother with a cursory lick.

Sorry Leo, 1996/97 you would’ve been able to get away with that bullshit, but not anymore.

2 things:

Jesus, he kind of looks like Jack Nicholson there.

At this point, I will NEVER believe that Jen Aniston is pregnant. I could be in the delivery room watching a baby come out of her and still be like “Nope. Not buying it.”

Jen just had a huge dinner.

The friend claims that while Leo and the woman were engaging in sexual intercourse, Leo “reached for his vaporizer and a pair of noise-canceling headphones, laid back and closed his eyes and signaled for her to keep going.” This was the same unverified story I’d heard so many months ago, but with additional details…

We all know he’s just listening to his Oscar Acceptance Speech on repeat.