You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

I assume the ST Louis Cardinals have signed him to a multi-year deal for singing the Canadian National Anthem the White Way. The Cardinal Way

If you ever want to stop someone from clicking on a link to one of your stories I would say that putting “they were red like raw hamburger” in the title of some story on Roger Ailes and sexual harassment would be right up there.

It’s always good to be reminded that we’re lucky to be able to see Williams play, even if you’re not a big tennis fan.

She’s the greatest female athlete we've ever seen in any sport

Good. I work in DV advocacy. DV is already way under-reported.

“You know I’m the new O.J.”

+1 Pew Pew Pew

This debate raised an important question, in my mind: when will private citizens *finally* get own drones equipped with Hellfire missiles?

“Probably cause you’re black.”

Last part

Like this:

Jason Momoa is the best. Also:

What about the new pregnancy tests that have Bluetooth technology???Like why??? So many question marks!!!

Mmm. Jason Momoa. How can one human be so fucking beautiful?

Yep. If she’s 4 weeks pregnant then she would be 6 weeks pregnant in pregnancy time.

I’m not sure how to feel about Doug and Courtney procreating.

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”

question for people more experienced with pregnancy than I: can you even detect a pregnancy at 4 weeks? doesn’t this mean her period is, like, 4 days late? I might be with her crazy mom on this one.

I deserve that.