All I want for Christmas is a Gizmodo writer to spell the websites name right just once.

@kake81: I apologize. I forgot the Internet=serious business.

It better come attached to a freaking car for that money.

@das7002: Every post is a repost of a repost of a repost.

@phatnacky: Don't burst his bubble, he went and got a link and everything.

@Scobee: Because then if the wind hit it side on it would damage it. It's supposed to pivot around the mast like a weathervane.

If your airship looks like this for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.

@Craig Conrad: Either that or he doesn't really use 3gb a day.

@theape: Wow, Gizmodo seems a lot faster after installing that, thanks!

@Chernobyl: I usually plead innocent.

Can't they make these cases out of less interesting animals? Like pandas?

@zensflare: I would imagine they are. But they tend to require such a large amount of computing power that it becomes common knowledge who's doing them. If it was members of the public we'd know more about it. So that either leaves governments, or hackers using other peoples computers in the attack I guess?

Who is organizing the DDoS?

@RabidMoose: Same thing happened to me. Probably for the best, even if ti was a sweet deal it wasn't something I needed.

@Spoony Bard: To be even clearer, they found regular old life, and made it change its basic chemical constituents in a way previously only hypothesized.

Instead of explaining everything that's wrong with this article, I'm just going to let Popular Science do it for me.

@McKeystone: Thinking about the shear ramifications of cloning are enough to stew anyone's haggis.

@Dezerus Richardson: Now everyone's flocking to make a pun.

@cassidyjames: I call'lamb as I sees 'em.

@Thangka: Ewe are such a joker.