I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME OCTOBEARD

@Shamoononon: It's revolting

Erm, am I missing something?

I've seen better.

"How being a jerk got a guy placed on the no-fly list"

@paravorheim: I've used airvideo before, and while it is cool it's not really useful unless I'm at home.

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing climbing wall! Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing climbing wall! Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing climbing wall!

This sounds...too good to be true.

Oh, the uManity...?

Why doesn't the password "Sportage" work?

Can't wait for the chicken vending machine.Mm-mmm.

South Park was funnier when they did more than parrot the one unfunny thing over and over again.

This is something I'd be more interested in making from plans on Instructables or Makezine than buying.

@robots199: Yes'm. Apparently he models for Bustedtees on the occasion.

Everyone who's anyone knows this is the real Giz shirt.

First thought: I'm Alive!

@Mark 2000: Think width, not length.

@Pill_Hell_Tom: Yeah I don't really get that either. I can sleep my Macbook and it wakes up darn near instant when I open it. I'm sure it boots much faster than a normal laptop with a HDD anyway.