I want a candle, a shrimp and the leg from an action figure in place of fingers.

@jbelkin: Thanks, I hadn't noticed that.

1.confirmation

So when do they change that button to "You are feeling lucky."?

Why did I read this in Sarah Palin's voice

All I will say is I like the phrase "Right at my eyeballs' fingertips".

@talkingstove: Yeah I realised that just after I posted my comment. My brain isn't functioning properly with all these nekkid peoples around.

@franco1975 [Troll ]: Bacon underwear.... I was turned on at first, but now that I think about it it would probably lead to a wicked case of Racne.

@talkingstove: Edit: never mind.

@satirical duck hat: Is that...?

@badhatharry: Well said.

@ArcaneDigital: They found it anyway, so I'm going to go hide in #Whitenoise till this whole thing blows over.

@ArcaneDigital: I did, then chickened out.

@aec007: To each his own.

I didn't know Oprah was on Twitter.

@Thomas Paladino:

This is the biggest example of "Haters Gonna Hate" I've ever seen on Gizmodo comments.

AAAAAAAAAAAAbdominals.