@Kakkoii: That's some logic you got there.

Also: typo in the headline. Change Elecrticity, make it Electrititty.

This is far too pretty/original to be Lenovo.

It's a cunning plan- Trade iPhone for camera, camera for paperclip and so on until he can trade for a house!

"I don't like to use it because it reminds me of her ugly face"

@Prostate of Grace: Simple? bah. I can never get those things to work.

@Alfisted: HA! again!

Oh god, the tampon man is laughing at me

Hmm... needs more Nyquil.

@njdevil: It's going pretty good so far.

To go a week without the internet... starting now!

I've always wondered what it would look like to degauss a counter...

Side effects- some of the mice may have turned inside out.

@zjgz: That's what she said.

I give it 2 years before Wowee makes these for $60.

@ploopsy: Profiling happens to a small, unofficial extent- but yeah, it should happen more. I know that sometimes white people ARE the ones who set out to blow up planes, but more often than not it isn't.

God Bless America.

@Prairie Moon: Yeah- not to mention having a poll with 4chan involved is dangerous- if enough bored assholes catch wind of it there who know what could happen.

Should probably point out in case you don't know- ANYTHING 4Chan related is NSFW- not just nudey pics that your boss might see and say "nice, but please no porn on work PCs", but the kind of stuff where they immediately call the cops and you get put on a very bad list.