Guy probably just took his car to a shady mechanic with a 'Check Engine' light.

She's been offline for 6 minutes...

What an unfortunate Schmelting accident.

@Asbestos_Underwear: These are the same people that program cruise missiles. PS3 should be no problem, Sony's help or not.

@thatcreepyguy: Well, usually Sony has to sell them to distributors and retailers who mark up the price. If Sony sold them directly at normal retail price they would be ok.

The USAF is using Home for all their top-secret meetings- it's the safest, emptiest place on the internet to do them.

It turned out that the $40,000 was hiding in its parents garage all this time. I for one am somewhat suspicious.

As far as Sony patents go, this is the least horrible one I've seen for a while.

You know, I would seriously wonder if you would get stopped by security trying to get on a plane with this. Would they notice?

Man I want some deviled eggs right now.

Feel free to use this in any future posts about Fusion Garage/JooJoo.

Something about that picture of him pointing at his stolen, vomit-green, half-a-grand-to-do-what-you-are-already-doing-right-now-device like it's the next big thing makes me want to hit him almost more than him saying that Joojoo is an "African term that stands for magical."

@chapoec: AH HA! SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

Out with the old, In with the new.

@Toastie: Stereotype? I was just saying the word out loud.

I get 'travel teabags' from sitting on a plane too long.

@iplartarrypo: bleh edit...

@otko: Jewcrunch?

Should I buy one $500 dollar hookerbot, or 500 $1 hookerbots?

Can anyone else see the family guy picture in the bottom of all the articles or is it just me?