This would make CSI Miami very unhygienic. #transitioncontacts

@Th12eat: Funny that, I did a c++ course last year, and often failed to understand my Austrian teachers English, and spent alot of time on gizmodo and lifehacker. So, I switched classed to an actionscript course, which turned out to be taught by a young Chinese guy with equally bad English- but I already had some…

@scotth0: The point of sunglasses os to look cool and to give a tactical advantage in Poker. Everything else is just a coincidence. #transitioncontacts

@Simon McClure: Cry some More! #teamfortress2

Don't shoot! She's surrendering! #callofdutymodernwarfare2

Does it work with 7 yet? #antivirus

You know, I used to have a hobby. I was building a model railroad. Then I discovered girls.

Look at the high scores- about a quarter of them are "apple". That's a dick move. #loselose

Sooo... Thats what a naked minifig looks like. Good to know. #legoindianajones2

I'm fairly certain I could drum just as well as Meg White #rockband

It doesn't warn me when someone accesses my laptops webcam?

"Whenever you ready frog, we do this." #cookiemonstergooglesong

I buy warranties for anything portable with a hard drive, but have never found them helpful

Anyone know of plans for something similar that doesn't take a freaking nuclear power plant to run? #safety

Pave low? #spoileralert

I've always wanted to get back at airport security... This just might do the job... #electronics

@kc2idf: 4. Install a slide/firemans/strippers pole on your loft. #workspaces

That cats scares the shit out of me. #shigerumiyamoto

So say I wanted to set one of these bad boys up outside of America- any way to get Hulu to work on it?