It’s 2016 and we’re lauding someone for being a civil rights advocate. I don’t disagree, but it is incredible to me (I’m over 60) that this would be an issue today. Sad but true.

Bill has already shown he’s a disaster on the campaign trail. I am dreading what he will be like when he realizes that he’s not the top billing anymore in that marriage. I will always be grateful to Bill Clinton for his economic policies (they enabled us to buy a house long, long ago) but I think he has a real problem…

A minor quibble with one part of the article: Bill has been a disaster as a campaign surrogate this time around.

A minor quibble with one part of the article: Bill has been a disaster as a campaign surrogate this time around.

Orrrrrrr..... she had to find a VP candidate that wouldn’t outshine her.

“If I die anytime soon, it’s probably likely that it’ll surface somewhere. That’s the good news about the death of an actor is all that stuff seems to come out.”

he both has and he hasn’t. Schrodinger’s dick.

Fixed it:

The hilarious part are people saying maybe Pence should be at the top of the ticket. Yeah, let’s litigate Pence’s record, not Trump’s: in favor of conversion therapy for gays, wants funerals for aborted fetuses the mother’s would pay for, doesn’t believe in climate change or evolution, doesn’t think smoking causes…

The fun part about tonight is that Pence has earned praise for being a more normative liar than his running mate. He deflected the real questions with concern-trolling and chest-puffing like a normal conservative instead of turning the subtext into text so that everyone can hear how shitty it is.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Look, they said it was unlimited enchiladas. Unlimited. I didn’t do anything wrong.

I feel like Chili’s probably plays a role in more than one persons rock bottom story.

MLS: Johnson?

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Trump is going to skip the next debate and instead host a pay-per-view where he will literally make out with his daughter.