Josh Marshall, of Talking Points Memo, has a heuristic for understanding Trump’s behavior: Trump’s Razor, which means, to understand what’s going on with Trump, you have to “’ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts’ and that answer is likely correct.”

There is a difference between smart, intelligent, clever, savvy - that’s why we have such a rich language - nuance. Trump is likely savvy but nothing indicates that he is intelligent.

He’s not smart, you can’t believe a word out of his mouth, and he’s a self-obsessed, greedy, shitty person who doesn’t care about the American people. That you could theoretically find someone worse or stupider doesn’t change any of that, and I don’t know when this idiot thinks not being the literal worst person ever…

He took a vodka drink, he took a whiskey drink, he took all the drinks

Hillary brain ninja’d the FUCK out of that diseased orange with that comment about his dad giving him money. He was in control up until that point, subdued and a little boring, and then he immediately began to unravel. It was beautiful.

What does sad goose stepping look like?

As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …

I loved watching Trump tie himself into a Gordian knot trying to explain his stances on his tax returns, support for the Iraq war, and birtherism.

I know, Reich?

Title Nein

Maddox is a teen and all teens are bad.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.