Obviously Pluto was the real MVP. Mickey Mouse is a fraud

He was top tier till he became involved with that Minnie Mouse.

“I say what I say because I believe it from the bottom of my soul and I can back it up.”

I would watch this show if Rick Bayless cohosted 1 day a week to drag Skip about how he never beat him in anything during their childhood and therefore he knows nothing about winning.

“Most adaptations of Superman on screen has his super-breath coming from his mouth,” a source close the production said “but this time, we’re trying something a little different.”

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

I think Rio is good enough for the full comic

To be fair, how could they have possibly predicted wind at the sailing venue?

At the Copa...Copacabana.

GG Allin and Lydia Lunch used to run a version of it on old dudes who would come down to the Village from Manhattan to creep on teenage punk girls. Allin learned it from William S Burroughs himself, who learned it in Rio. It’s like Nietzsche said: Time, it’s cyclical as fuck.

He’s probably just jealous of Vanessa Carlton- she can actually draw fans to the Garden.

There he is, harshing the team’s melo.

Team USA’s fearless leader was not amused. #meloface

Ah the old pinch and puke. This con takes me back to the 1940s