• Athletes with facial hair are less effective than they would be if they were hairless.
  

Yes, this. And then they blame us lefties when their strategy doesn’t work.

I am not going to lie if there was a chance I could get a picture of a Pikachu chilling next to Rhianna you can be damn sure I would take that chance and catch the fuck out of that Pikachu while I was at it

Whatever the Dems have planned, I’m sure it doesn’t involve getting handsy with Ivanka Trump.

“You can be aggressively romantic without being a creep”

I just found out from my french bf that pepe is Italian in france

That’s a shit argument to make. I like Looney Tunes. I know Trump is a dick. The entertainment one consumes is not capable of great influence without other factors.

A children’s film featuring the skunk equivalent of Lothario simply seems in ludicrously poor taste.

I mean look, I also think this leak that is mostly a tempest in a teapot, but let’s not pretend that Bernie Sanders was “an unknown politician.” Everyone at the DNC knew very well who he was and the person who wrote that specific email about trying to cast him as an atheist has already apologized and agreed it was…

I thought Emily Blunt was an actual super hero?

Here’s your fine—ow ow FUCKING OW, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, everyone’s shitting on us for doing that, ok....ok, we’re good, we’ll rescind them...

Right, Katy has songs like Firework about how even a plastic bag can achieve its dreams.