I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

Hey! #NotAllJoshes

It's a Tuesday morning and the sun is shining so the time seems right to reduce women's presence in this world to a single body part or feature.

"It's a Tuesday morning and the sun is shining so the time seems right to reduce women's presence in this world to a single body part or feature."

While we're on the topic of perfect-looking celebs, can we please talk about the World Cup hotties? We talk so much about female objectification on this board, so why not guys??

I don't care how many people he's stabbed, just as long as he never said anything homophobic to a paparazzo! SWOONZ0RZ.

Next time there is a story complaining about female body shaming, I will just link to this story. Given the Jezebel agenda, amazingly tone deaf.

I don't think anyone has problems with women having preferences. And no, being an overweight woman is worse because everyone you pass on the street knows, however, articles highlighting unscientific fluff pieces are body shaming men. You might not know what the guy across the hall is packing, but he does; and now he…