He likely saved taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars, and was arrested for his effort.

“Chris Rock is a baseball fan.”

It's widespread changes like these that makes me think that Ballmer's Clippers will Excel during the 2014-15 NBA season.

this is the worst rice news ive heard all week

The whole situation. McCutchen's complaint is definitely justified.

Not a Yankees fan. But I sure will always appreciate Zim having the balls to go after Pedro.

It was a heartbreaker last night. But i'm not mad. Kings won it fair and square. Most of the tmes championship teams have the lucky breaks on their sides and the Kings are no different this year. Still, when the series started, they outplayed the blackhawks on every facet of the game. Quenneville took a tad too long…

I watched the game, and, while I'm sure the final HBP wasn't on purpose, and the second HBP almost certainly wasn't, either, this game was unusual: I think this is the first baseball game I've ever watched where one team hit three guys (two after a warning was issued) and had no one ejected, while the other team hit…

While I applaud this, I'm pretty sure most of this is lost on your target audience. Unless Deadspin is now accessible via Snapchat.

So it traveled with the Blazers to an away game?

I feel like I never get your jokes.

Or, OR, reading a comment you didn't care for but then writing a comment complaining about how you voluntarily read a comment you didn't care for!

Wow slow morning at deadspin. "Facepalm for the ages" haha. Who would have thought in a arena full of thousands of fans for the home team there might be some images of those fans upset after their team loses. Thank god you pointed out that one really bummed dude in a sea of thousands of bummed people.

also, Dude, Chinaman is no longer the preferred nomenclature.

Asian pitchers are a little notorious for having very unorthodox deliveries and mechanics. Which can be deceptive. Hawk has never been racist before, and he's been in the booth a loooooong time. I know he's loathed because he's a homer, but he does deserve the benefit of the doubt here.

I also just read the first sentence and then came down here to comment.

Not sure if serious......

Wow, that's hard to believe.

It's pretty appropriate, since the Pats won't survive if they don't find a way to stop the White Welker.

"Hey guys, the SNL post on deadspin is just another attempt by Sean Newell to get hired at Upworthy.com and it's going to suck, right?"

"Yup"