I’m always jealous of highlights from other leagues, Domincan winter league, KBO, NPB etc, because of how much goddamn fun everyone is having. Players, fans, announcers, everyone. “Respect the game” assholes are the worst.

+69

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

Were you out all fucking night?

+100% overlap Venn diagram

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

Might wanna check the last few lines of the post, buddy. (Admittedly, I failed to include any made-up dialogue between Bell and his pitcher. Very sorry if you felt put out by having to imagine that yourself.)

It was always obvious to me that this wasn’t a logo or rebrand, it was a marketing/ announcement graphic. Did you see it superimposed on new helmets, uniforms, t-shirts, or press conference banners like you do with other sports logo redesigns? No. So why would anyone think this was a new logo or rebrand?

If you can’t bully other players around then who will play the Padres?

he can’t read yet

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

Sounded more like Sylvester the Cat to me:

Counterpoint:

Just how long would YOU put up with being all tied up?

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

Future Hot Take: “Beer overpriced, nowhere to be found late in game”

It’s hard to remain anonymous with your name and employee number on your back.