Yes Hannah, you can receive texts through your iPad and if you wanted to watch a movie or read a book on it like most people do, you’d probably prefer to not be disturbed. I supposed you could just turn of your notifications, but maybe sometimes you want them on. So, Do Not Disturb is an easier option than manually…

In the end, we’ll all see it was an inside job. Carrol knows...

The same fucking studio has been doing this for video game trailers for nearly 2 decades now, and people (seriously) eat the shit up and ask for me. I believe its half the reason why it will never catch on as a credible artistic medium.

Wait a second - were you listening to the Petros and Money show recently? They were talking up Swingers and dedicated a few minutes to “making Gretzky’s head bleed”

In a lose and go home Wild Card game, with the game tied in the bottom of the ninth, no outs and a man on second The O’s decided to intentionally walk Encarnacion(?) to put runners on first and second. This puzzled Cal Ripken, who loudly questioned the decision, “I don’t know why they would do that.”

Who gives a fuck? Go eat sidewalk, you’re wasting internet.

I understand that this has all been a season-long trolling of the Cardinals and their insufferable flock of urinal cake fans, and I’m as entertained as anyone... abut aren’t you even a little worried they win the Wild Card game and fuck over the Cubs in the NLDS?

As much as I loved the idea of this, 80 projected losses is still a good season. Face the facts; when all is said and done Cubs and Cards will have the same amount of World Series trophies ...

They do have a minor league, its called Canada.

What’s with this ole bullshit?

I wish I could subscribe to the “if I can’t masturbate to it, I don’t want it running my county mentality” either, but Pokemon Go! Bisch.

Will a t-shirt be provided for me?

Because they’re piece of shit people.

No, a person is running for political office.

FUUUUUUCK - this is the hardest choice ever. I had to go with Cowherdin the end because prior to him quitting (getting fired from?) ESPN, I could easily and successfully avoid him. But now that he’s in LA and broadcasting from the same station that broadcasts the Dodgers, I am periodically forced to listen to his…

He’s officially a hockey fan; loves the playoffs, can give zero fucks about anything else.

He’s just hyped because McCarthy is coming off the DL in a few weeks.

Sadaharu Oh is the true HR king and Barry Bonds can find out what I had for dinner for his breakfast.

Guess, you’re more of a hack than previously thought.

Hell (Las Vegas). #GKG