I prefer you gave the bear a fighting chance. I prefer that bear ate your face off.

Considering that all of the 300 the local gastropubs in my neighborhood offer an assortment of over 2 metric tons of pale ale, I can expect a taste sample every now and then.

The Giants are wearing flannel unis today, like in the old days, and Lincecum added an extra boiler to his as on his off day.

Despite Corona even making this list, I actually agree with you for once. Especial the top 2.

Yes, you're right. This is on Braun and is not at all 'typical', as the author led the readers to believe. On a side note, I have no idea what the Superman reference was about.

Another Sean Newell masterpiece.

I don't see why this is a thing - is he supposed to give a shit about an intermission?

He used the force Obi Wan.

42 the movie would have been light years better if it was just a recording of Vin Scully reading the script ad-libbing whatever the hell he wanted.

He's a Met, they aren't accustomed to pats on the back.

Its a retro-classic bobblehead doll. They have diverse versions of this likeness all over the stadium; giant statues, signage, etc. They closes thing to a mascot the Dodgers have had is a bum/clown walking nightmare circa 1950's Brooklyn. If they were to have an actually mascot, my vote would be for the Dodger Dog…

You will note that he chose to say Burgundy rather than red.

I didn't read that these numbers indicate that of the 154,412 tickets sold, all would be supporting the USMNT, only that the tickets were sold to people in the United States. I assume that of that number less than half are actually going to support the United States.

A late tackle, is a late tackle.

Maybe if her face is on fire?

This looks like it could be the home kit for Chile. It would look much better with the Navy Blue. The home kit still looks like what Klinsmann would be wearing on the sidelines.

First off, nothing is ordinary during Spring Training. But to add perspective: it was a Spring training night game, and possibly at the end of the game anyway.

Ugh, Jack Edwards; the lovechild of Hawk Harrelson and Gus Johnson.

This was interesting until I did a simulation of the Group Stage and Brazil finished 3rd in a group involving Ivory Coast, Croatia and Australia.

you get an 'un-recommend' for reminding me of this.