Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

That kind of typo would have tainted this article.

Fun fact: there is only a finite amount of helium in the world. We can’t make more without a powerful fusion reactor (like the Sun). And every time helium escapes a balloon it floats to the top of the atmosphere where we can’t get it back. So the practice of celebrating with helium balloons is unsustainable.

You can get Apple Play or Android auto now if you want. Think it is 400 total installed. They have to replace one of the USB jacks with a different phone plug which is why it’s so ridiculously pricey. 

How can people who believe the stories in the Bible are facts also have such utterly useless imaginations?

• BA, Philosophy/Politics/Economics, Oxford University

It’s not. But it’s polarizing and divisive so journalists bloggers are all over it.

I was raised a southern Baptist and one thing that always stuck with me from the time I was a kid until this very moment is: Why are we supposed to matter?

I can only dream of a world where atheist Americans are the norm. I would settle for intelligent Americans

USS Cooter? Really?

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

nasty over-sized rats with tiny creepy human hands

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Racist Pro-Trump

Like this is some kind of surprise. Raptors have been good at tearing through fences since 1993.