I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Dear The United States of America,

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Counterpoint - you called all sodas tonics!

Hubs use Zigbee and Z-Wave, a lower power solution to Wi-Fi and also less congested. Your Wi-Fi bulbs, while working great and not requiring a hub, are congesting your Wi-Fi network with their traffic, using more power to do it, and also can’t “hop” signals meant for other lights/switches like Zigbee and Z-Wave. …

Hubs use Zigbee and Z-Wave, a lower power solution to Wi-Fi and also less congested. Your Wi-Fi bulbs, while…

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

Pffftttt. I didn’t spend countless days pirating music on dial-up Internet only to have some fancy “Institute” tell me my favourite file extension is dead.

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

it sure as fuck was

I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

I would gladly take a crappy season of SNL if we could do without the inspiration.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

He was making acid wash jeans.

Appropriate

Ivanka’s 35, which can only lead one to conclude that Donald Trump believes she is an airplane.

I misread this and expected to hear someone yell “baby hands” during the press conference. I was disappointed.

When you put it like that, you really can’t afford not to buy it.

When you put it like that, you really can’t afford not to buy it.

Gosh darn it! I wanna let my childern see a bunch of men assault each other, inflict great bodily harm, and give each other brain injuries. I didn't wanna see no sex show. This is sposed to be family programmin.