I came here to bring up a similar point; any serious VW owner knows that the best way to keep your engine cool in the summer is to pull the air hose from your wiper fluid reservoir, and run it from your spare tire directly into your carburetor.

Being not smart and being at fault for doing something completely illegal can be two completely separate issues.

...don’t be the pot calling the kettle black.

And drive down the GSP with it flapping off the back.

I’m a firm believer than the entire FCA lineup should get the Hellcat treatment

Nah. The OG M5 is the real hotness.