Just get the nicest Accord sedan with a stick you can find with your budget.

I’d imagine it’s probably a Ferrari.

Also not the secretary that Kennedy banged in the back of his Lincoln.

My ‘05 Jeep will display CEL codes in the dot-matrix display in the gauges if you turn the key between off and run three times.

If you want to talk profit, I’m sure that FCA prints money with the Challenger. It’s still based on an old E-class platform.

I hate when news crews just stand there and film things like this, or cars crashing because of black ice. Why not put a sign up saying “Big potholes ahead” or “black ice ahead”? I guess that doesn’t make good TV.

Nope. It’s your problem. If you hadn’t been doing something illegal, you wouldn’t be on the hook, so you’re on the hook for any damages.

Holy shit thank you. If there are people behind you, you should be driving at least 5mph quicker than the lane to your right. I can’t stand the people who do 68 next to a truck that’s doing 67 and get all pissed when people flash their lights at them.

If he wants a fun, reliable, RWD car with a manual he should take a look at G37's. You can get them with two or four doors and the four doors aren’t usually driven by the boy-racer crowd.

There’s a demand for it. Enough people are interested in it to make it a worthwhile addition to the museum. That’s really all there is to it.

I’ve always wondered why FCA doesn’t make a Grand Cherokee police interceptor. It already has the same drivetrain as the Charger and it seems they would be really popular in more rural areas or places where blizzards are common. Seems like a way to make a lot of money without much investment.

c’mon man, that was the stereotype back in ‘99 maybe. Now we know they’re all in Cayenne Turbos and X5 M’s.

So he doesn’t have pneumonia after all. He’s been working on the interior for this!

The highway speed limit or those orange “recommended” speed signs? Cuz I can take most on ramps at double what those orange signs say in my Jeep, they’re absurdly conservative. Gentle curve towards a major highway? “We recommend no more than 25 mph!”

You can get a really low interest rate, which enables you to hang on to your money for other investments, rather than having it all tied up in a depreciating asset. Doug finances all his cars even though he only hangs on to them for like a year.

It was actually the Nurgurgbring.

I hate all cargo vans. They’ll cut you off and drive aggressive as hell in town, but once you get onto an open road they’ll refuse to go over 30 mph. I don’t get it.

RE the turn indicators, if you buy the “NA” bulbs the coloring won’t flake off because the glass is actually colored, not just painted.

Lots of J-turns. Lots and lots of J-turns.

Why not an E500 Wagon?