I’ve been so bummed out. I love reminding people every year that I share a birthday with David Bowie because he is legend. I’ve been listening to Bowie since midnight Friday morning to celebrate turning 38.

Why did this not happen yet?

No, I was expecting an Ocarina of Time style open-world experience to send off Rare with a bang.

Bethesda should have been/should be more professional toward Kotaku. 20 years ago journalists had a JOB to be aggressive and picky and ask the tough questions that would piss off a guest, dig for the dirt nobody wanted known, etc. Woodward and Bernstein! Now the scales have flipped and journalism has almost become a…

That’s a polar bear you dunce.

Bethseda Furious — Want Exclusive Rights to Break Their Own Games

They also changed the name-yourself-Zelda cheat. Originally, it let you play as Zelda in her underwear, with every item already unlocked and at max strength.

Interesting, it appears to have originally been in some sort of foreign language.

There was originally a breast slider, but it was removed for the US release. They also removed Link’s skimpy bikini outfit.

Originally it was a licensed Star Wars game and the old man who gives you his sword was Obi Wan.

*manly tears*

Kylo is a better Anakin than Anakin was.

Both of these soundtracks have something in common: they were composed by Yasunori Mitsuda

“playing a bully”

Hello, Hollywood? If we can’t get the game of this, let THIS be the movie plot.

And I vote Matt Damon is a villain on the moon, because let’s send him to space again.

“I can already see the scene,” he said, chuckling. “Elena says, ‘Where do we go now, Drake?’ And he’s like, ‘THE MOON.’ And then Sully’s in the background saying, ‘You’re goddamned right we’re going to the moon, kid.’”

Please tell me you didn’t name Aerith “Iwata”.