It’s almost as though it’s some kind of commentary on the pointlessness of collecting useless shit in video games...

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

“I’m not a puppet. I’m not a puppet. I’m not a puppet”

They also use code words when something is happening.

This post deserves a fucking Pulitzer.

As a native Rhode Islander, I consider this pretty much the best comment ever.

Shut it down. Everyone go home and try again tomorrow.

+1 Kingdom of Rhode Island

+75,000,000 (backed by Rhode Island)

He also invested in Ben Carson’s presidential campaign.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“I’m not prepared for your Mom” PRICELESS :)))

You’d think a guy bragging about building a wall could manage a few curtains.

Trump thinking you “aren’t hot anymore” seems like something that would be more of a relief than a burn.

You mean Obama’s FEMA department was there within 24 hours offering assistance and disbursing disaster checks, or how Obama called the Gov and said “would me showing up right now be any help” considering the strain on resources and security a presidential visit is?

Right, same, but for Castle in the Sky.

I liked the video better the first time I saw it, when it was called the Iron Giant.