Nathan Drake is actually quite open about the fact that he’s a crook: you know from the get go that the Uncharted series is about a thief & murderer who either works for, is indebted to or steals from worse criminals than himself.

Nintendo is the company behind Fire Emblem, the series that pulled a Red Wedding before George RR Martin published the first volume of his Song of Ice & Fire saga: Nintendo has always been in the business of selling nasty tales with a pretty coat of pastel colors.

That’s what you get when your owner is suffering from senile dementia but nobody within the company dares to openly oppose him.

Once you remove all the pretty graphics, all video games are basically just giant excel spreadsheets: funny how those “fun” creation cease to be fun once you take away one of their essential components -_-

You know, it just hit me: a Gawker Media owned outlet is still releasing sex tapes despite having had to pay a fortune to Hulk Hogan.

Straight dudes more interested in impressing the other males beside them than the girls they’re actually having intercourse with... ahem...

Who puts money on porn related stuff nowadays?

Or maybe both.

Am I the only to think “Not enough puppy in these pictures”?

I can’t shake the feeling that had Schilling been less of a megalomaniac who wanted to start by making an expansive MMO and instead used the talents of his employees to produce less ambitious quality games, his studio could have been profitable and would still be open.

The psychopass Franchise is messed up! Why did you expect anything else from a side-story happening in a world ruled by a psychopathic hive-mind tasked to protect the established social order?

No, they need to make a game where the highly educated refugee protagonist finally reach western Europe, only to find it populated by a bunch of self-centered white people who want to kick him out because they are are loath to compete with someone an order of magnitude smarter than they are.

So GGs were complaining about censorship in Nintendo games, and now want Baldur’s Gate to be censored.

That may explain why his followers think it’s still 1956

Angry gamers’ tears are the tastiest

Hey! No spoilers!

Yes and yes, since it will

Not long after the original Photoshop artist revealed their con job, another video popped up, explaining how the seemingly more plausible photos were the result of a 3D laser printer

Sooooooo, the elusive Fake Geek Girl has finally been found.