An American and a German and, I don’t know, the Pope, are on a train. The American says in my country we have loads of something something racist and throws some random foreigner out of the window. The German says, well, in my country, we have shitloads of VW Jetta TDIs and also diesel is likely to be banned from most…

First read Game of Thrones about 8 years ago after reading a New Yorker piece about how divided his fanbase was over his slow output. I figured, if people are clamoring this rabidly for new pages, this guy must be good. Only now, 8 years later and thousands of pages in, do I realize that article wasn’t a promotion…

No! We want those pages! What’s Euron Crow’s Eye up to? Is King Stannis going to crush his enemies? Is Bran lording over everyone by possessing birds and trees? Tell it, George!

Time for an Insurance Discount for all Manual transmissions....it’s the least annoying anti-theft device out there.

123 horsepower (one-hundred-twenty-THREE) and 147 pound-feet of torque

M badges on non-M BMWs.

Funny thing...my family (who are all born again Christians) have the tact NEVER to say this to me. “Corgis, aren’t you glad you’re here with us and not dead in a dumpster?”

As someone who as adopted, I can offer up my life as a source that, yes, pro lifers will continuously ask them about how they can be pro-choice when they are the result of pro-life laws.

Nothing is known about the children McCorvey gave up for adoption.

“That’s not unreasonable,” said Maher...

There, there now, David. You’ll be okay.

Here is a picture of a car:

No, Jason.

OK!

Just because I never miss the opportunity. That’s Masie.

According to Walmart, you can.