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The bear just confirmed that the cat is fucking dead.

FOR GOD SAKE NO ONE TELL BETSY DEVOS!

I also said I would kill you last. That’s still . . . up in the air.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

I was literally yelling at my TV.

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

JASON NEVER CHANGE.

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

‘Lewandowski called volunteer efforts by previous presidents “platitudes,” adding, “Donald Trump wants to bring jobs back so we don’t have soup kitchens. He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”’

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

She’s tiring.

After eight years of Trump questioning Obama’s birth cert., then everything he did during the election, you think one act of “unselfishness” makes everything okay? Nope, you’re not going to win this year. Or next. Or the year after.