Is there anything you can’t get upset about?

Can we get a lot count?

This thing will flip more times than a gymnast on acid.

Do reply to celebrity’s tweets with “my wife left me” as frequently as possible.

DO: Go out and buy that fancy car to pick up new trim in.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

The motto of the 2017 Ridgeline team: “We can’t possibly sell fewer than the last one”.

no, the dudebros are buying Powerstroke F-350s and putting 6" stacks on them.

This truck is stupid, designed for rich dude-bros who will never use it as intended. Its a codpiece for the Affliction t-shirt wearer. Its a cynical cash grab from Ford.

Let me tell you what Milquetoast is packin’ right here, all right. We got adaptive cruise control, full SYNC voice integration, front-biased all wheel drive with viscous coupling, parking assistance, three-position seat memory, Ecoboost 400 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ market share.

That one? ...naaaaaaaah! ...THIS is a Lincoln Continental:

When I read the headline I legitimately thought that was Gordie Howe.

“Hey, Mike—is that stick composite?”

They’re just going to keep filing delays until they can credibly claim that Cosby is to ill to be tried.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

And Budweiser produces more beer than some small ‘craft’ brewery. Your point is? Apart from the fact that Ford sell bajilions of trucks?

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a meat cleaver is a good guy with a katana.

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This is why I love this site, video grainy as fuck? No matter, the Jalops will figure it out.

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.