Buick will stand apart by reminding people Buick exists at all.

A 20+ ton vehicle...what’s that, like a couple hundred pounds?

I found her CDL Instructor.....

But that will make all the jack o’lantern moderates very sad at the comparison.

I think you’ve just created the next Trump descriptor!

My neighbor still inexplicably has a jack o’lantern on their stoop and it looks better than Donald Trump does. It’s also much less sexist, racist and mindlessly malicious.

In the early 60s my grandfather said car radios would never take off as they were too distracting.

looks like florida.

Also it’s the NFL. The only time people care about the “integrity of the game” in football is when it affects their bets

TAKE IT, TAKE THE WHOLE RALLY YOU ITALIAN BURN VICTIM WHORE!

I like how he doesn’t bother to mention that it’s obviously fire damaged. I’m sure the structure is still just as strong as ever!

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

Because old people love to landau all the things for some reason, even though it began looking ridiculous like 30+ years ago.

Put it on craigslist and enjoy all the wankers that offer a broken Xbox and a carton of smokes for it.

Late 90’s/early 200’s Chevy Malibu.

I had one. It was fucking cursed. If you told me I had to drive it again I’d gladly set it on fire and dance naked in the snow as it burned to the ground.

I had a dream once that my parents gave me and my wife a car, out of the kindness of their hearts.