Trans-Am Jalopnik style
No, this is.
Ahhh printing in color in the 90’s. This was the terrorism of that era.
I drew a dick in white-out on a girl named Brittany’s dark blue, monogrammed backpack in 7th grade (using the B as the balls and drawing the shaft out to the left behind it, of course) and got suspended for three weeks. My dad made me mow the lawn every single day because he didn’t know how else to punish me. It was a…
Are you a cop?
So keep your bankroll lottery eat your salad day deathbed motorcade.
There are two sides to every coin. Cops are people, and like people, good and bad.
Bow before the KING OF STANCE.
The Mercedes-Benz CLA, which—surprise!—feels cheap
Plastic everywhere, and it has become the flagship vehicle of cool soccer moms.
Calling it now: those are some of the worst factory wheels I’ve ever seen.
He was in Frisky Dingo:
No mustang sedan variant for Lincoln due to “Core segments first”?
My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.
I don’t mean to “one up” you but me and my 8 year daughter walked into our garage to catch and see her nana giving poppy a hummer. Try explaining that to my daughter. She shakes their hands now, as she refuses to kiss either one of them upon greeting them.
Your username fits.
I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…
Canada declared war on Japan the evening of Dec. 7/41. America declared war on Japan Dec. 8/41. So, for 24 hours Canada stood alone against the Japanese hordes. :)