Since I'm currently saving money so my wife and I can go home for Christmas, my favorite Fallout 4 moment so far is seeing all the people I follow on Twitter spending an entire day fighting to get the game installed and running.

This looks nothing like the arcades of my youth. It needs half the games to be missing buttons or with half burned out screens. The pinball machine has to have a ball that slowly rolls around busted features that lock up the game. And nearly everything should be coated with unsettling, mysteriously sticky fluids.

The Libertines - "Vertigo"
JJ DOOM - "Snatch That Dough"
Regina Spektor - "Man of a Thousand Faces"
Flatbush ZOMBIES - "Laker Paper"
Justin Timberlake - "What Goes Around…/…Comes Around"
Quasimoto - "Rappcats, Part 3"
The Pogues - "London Girl"
Fiona Apple - "Tymps (The Sick in the Head Song)"
Disasterpeace - "Swimming"
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That would make a great followup to whatever episode reveals Zoom's identity. Spend an entire episode showing off Earth-2 while also revealing Zoom's origins.

At this point, I wouldn't mind a daily reminder to watch all the Colbert Show clips from the previous night's episode. It's one of the few things that gives me some hope in the cold, horrifying void that is every morning.

The A.V. Club is just his secret plan to generate enough snark to destroy Eminem once and for all.

This show has pulled off the miraculous feat of making a villain called "Zoom" so terrifying, even his ridiculous name is somehow menacing.

I don't think I could ever get past Megaton's still active atomic bomb sitting in the middle of the city, with a nice pond of radiated water. Not only would your life be constantly in danger, you'd have to live with the knowledge that all of your neighbors are massive idiots for settling there in the first place.

They were constantly getting in trouble with Dean Dean.

They probably loved the part of the Little Mermaid where a woman has her voice taken away.

Time for an international edition,

It's definitely a consideration, but I've also seen the mounds of weird crap Disney has produced and subsequently clearanced. Just look up "Extreme Wrestlers of Vinylmation" if you want a good laugh. If Disney thought there was an audience for those, I think they can make a small run of some Wander shirts.

The lack of merchandising for Disney XD cartoons seriously confounds me. Gravity Falls is just now getting some merchandise, when the show may be ending, and I don't believe there's any plans for Wander or Star Versus the Forces of Evil products. Heck, I'd take some Funko Pop Vinyls at this point, at least it'd be…

But you can use the volcanic diarrhea as an excuse to stay home and play Fallout 4. Just stick the computer/TV in the bathroom, and you're good to go, and go, and go.

That's surprisingly close to the mythical origins of the Yeti, which was a spiritual defender of nature in the form of a giant vengeful ape thing. Which means Carson would totally mishear that and come up with that exact explanation for Bigfoot.

There's videos out there from the recent beta test where an AT-AT unceremoniously crushes Luke Skywalker underfoot. At this point I'm mostly interested in the game for unintentional comedy.