Spider survived as long as anyone else in "Return of the Living Dead".

It's interesting that all the negative tweets up there are poorly spelled. It's almost as if home-schooling is somewhat deficient in basics like English and spelling.

Please, guys named "Richard", PLEASE consider shortening it to "Rich" or "Rick", but never "Dick". It will never lead to good things to ask people to call you "Dick".

With any luck, a fan-edit will come out after the last one that compresses them into one movie, removes all the extra junk, and gives us the Hobbit we all know and love.

Dollhouse should have been canceled before Whedon left the toilet where he came up with the idea. Instead, he reached in and fished it out and called it a show.

He looks like he's on crystal meth or bath salts.

Just as long as we do it with a style all our own.

Here's what I don't get about the Coke commercials: I'm stuck having to drink the theater's overpriced concession Coke. It's not like they have to convince me to pick Coke because it's the ONLY choice.

Want me to come back to the theaters? Do these things:
1. Kick out people who use their cell phones or other lit-up gadgets during the show.
2. Drop concession prices by about 50% of what they are now. It's STILL a significant mark-up.
3. Toss people who won't shut the hell up.
4. Bring back $5 matinees on weekdays.
5.…

That last one should be a Kirk Cameron doll.

I think it would have worked if the answer was "He croaks."

Reality TV is generally only appropriate for mouth-breathers and simple-minded turnip-heads. Just say no.

Reality TV is generally only appropriate for mouth-breathers and simple-minded turnip-heads. Just say no.