And also his memorable turn as Ford Prefect in Hitchhiker’s!

Jon Bois is a goddamn genius. I’m around 90 minutes deep into an examination of the frigging SEATTLE MARINERS and I’m like WHEN IS PART 4?!

Jon Bois also did a good deep dive into this on his YouTube channel here. What I recall was that St. Louis wasn’t their first choice- the games had been awarded to Chicago, but then St. Louis, which was hosting a world’s fair that year, threatened to have their own sporting event with blackjack and hookers unless they…

IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

My wife is also excited to see it, but in a “this is going to be a glorious disaster and I don’t want to miss it” sort of way.

Fleetwood Fucking Mac at #2?

East, Jefferson or Auburn?

My high school football team was so bad that teams would go up on us by 40, 50 by half time and then sub in their sophomores or end of the bench people. One game we were down 58-2 at the start of the second half. Somehow we managed to play absolutely out of our minds and managed to get the score to 58-50 with a little…

Conservative: [says something stupid and obviously racist]

Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

Now bear is driving car?? How can that be?!?!?

Wow. Look at all these comments from assholes who have never had to take shit jobs and keep them.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Your post reveals more about your character than you probably realize.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

I’m still not convinced that picture isn’t some kind of Weird Al parody shot from 1985.

I’d like to see them go with the radio plays as the primary source. They’re way zippier than the books, so clearly more of a roundish peg for the round hole of TV adaptation.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.