Is that because you’re nearby or because you drive like a known traffic menace?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

Cameraman: dammit MARTA!!!!!!

“while you watch some Hulu” is code for “while you watch some Hulu and drink red wine”

You beat me here.

Bar keep: Going to watch the match this afternoon?

It is one of the Good Numbers, along with 420, 666 and 311.

I also feel this way about the number 37.

Russo-Finnish co-production?

I know it’s got a bad rep as a purposefully bad movie trying way too hard to be amusing, but I fucking love Planet Terror, right down to its silly missing reel joke.

Look at the bells ♪ Look at the bells

UM EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?! NO TWISTER?!

I’m really disappointed that so many people commenting on this post just want to vent on this guy for being an idiot on gun control for so long. Yes, he was stupid, now he wants to change for the better. Any positive change, whether civil rights, women’s suffrage, LGBT rights etc. has required people who were wrong to…

No but having regret for the fact that you were wrong does. Which was also admitted. Go find someone who still wants the guns to drag through the coals. Fighting converts is not a smart battle.

Every single student who applies to a PhD program needs to be given a hard lecture about their chances of making anything out of it. This system is designed for each and every one of them to fail, then make themselves feel inadequate for doing so. Higher education is an abusive spouse in a country club with everyone…